Sick Puppy

The poor little puppy was technically sick, but you’d never know it from the way he kept plotting tiny acts of chaos between sneezes. One minute he’s curled up in a blanket looking like the world’s saddest cinnamon roll, and the next he’s wobbling across the room to steal a sock, drag it three inches, and collapse dramatically as if he’s just completed an epic heist. Every cough comes with a side eye that clearly says, "Don’t worry, I’ll be back to full‑strength mischief soon, so you should probably hide your shoes now."