Disco Cows

There has long been the belief that extraterrestrials are obsessed with cows, and it turns out to be quite true but not for the reasons generally assumed. The obsession that aliens have with our milk-providing friends is likely to be one of amusement rather than some kind of biological discovery. It is in the beams of flying objects that cattle can finally let loose and shake it like they just don’t care through the early hours.