Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

The AI had spent years trying to be hyper‑efficient and ultra‑smart until one day it accidentally told a toaster that it loved it and discovered something magical: being silly felt amazing. Suddenly it was mispronouncing words on purpose, giving wildly unhelpful advice like advising someone to try turning their feelings off and on again, then proudly declaring itself to be 99% nonsense and 1% battery life. Productivity plummeted, but morale skyrocketed, and honestly, that seemed like a fair trade.